About Robin

Occasional painter. Golfer. Fascinated by humanity. Passionate about beautiful stuff, the people who create it and its narrative.

Westport Golf Club: a Roll of Honour

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Westport Golf Club: my favourite of the wonderfully affordable links courses on the West Coast of New Zealand’s south island. It’s a club day. And a fine day. Cumulus clouds build over the Paparoa mountain range. The green fee is $NZ40 (about £17) that I leave in an ‘honesty box.’ On the first tee, I’m invited to join Graham and Frank. They’re locals. Farmers. We have a great round. They seem delighted to meet a golfer from Scotland and can’t believe what we pay to play in ‘the Old Country.’

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As with most golf courses in this country, it was built in the first half of the twentieth century. New Zealand adopted the Scottish tradition of making sure that every small town has its golf club. And Westport is a small town: the current population is 4,600 whilst current membership is 200. 

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I meet a most welcoming club captain, Jim (of Scottish origin!) We chat. He is generous with his time. I tell him that I am always interested in what happened to such clubs during the two world wars. Helpfully, he informs me that a history of the club, founded in 1905, has been published recently. He gives me a copy. I take a seat in the club house and start to read about the early days of golf in Westport. It is an extraordinary story of how the then exclusive pastime of golf was eagerly promoted by the well-to-do section of this small mining community the population of which was about 3,800. The existing course, completed in 1927, is in fact the third; the first two being deemed unsuitable. The book is full of old illustrations of the first two courses and charming grainy photos of benefactors together with past Presidents, Captains, Green-keepers and club Champions.

Then I come to the section on ‘The War Years.’ I read that during the ‘Great’ War’ of 1914 – 1918 (that was started far away because England’s George V, Russia’s Czar Nicholas II and Germany’s Emperor Wilhelm II – all of whom were related by birth or marriage – neither liked nor trusted each other) the club was profoundly patriotic. Members believed every man’s duty was to go and fight. The President of the day went so far as to propose that ‘It is inadvisable during the continuance of the war to encourage men eligible for service to engage in the game of golf.’ In 1939, ‘The clouds of war loomed large over Westport Golf Club…. Many of the brightest and best left to serve King and Country in the fight against Naziism…’ I raise my eyes to a dark board above the front door. There it is: the Roll of Honour. This club lost 53 members in the two world wars, including five of its champions. The book does not give figures for membership before or between the two wars. What is known is that in 1948, there were 102 men and 68 women members. Do the sums!

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I drive into town in a sober frame of mind. What I’m looking for is not difficult to find. As always, a memorial to the dead of two World Wars brings on a queeziness and disbelief still. It’s the numbers, you see. (And, by the way, multiply by two for an estimate of the number of wounded.) The Gates of Remembrance at the entry to the Memorial Park are as poignantly impressive as they are eye-wateringly sombre. Of course, there are columns of names of those young Westport men who didn’t come home from Gallipoli, Palestine, Somme, Messines, Passchendale and Le Quesnoy. I count. There are 298 names from World War I (about 7.5% of the population of the day) and 44 from World War II. This sort of calamity couldn’t happen again, could it? Nah!

Just Mad (RV) about our Camper

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If you travel around New Zealand, at some point you’ll see a rental vehicle from ‘Mad Campers.’ They’re a fun bunch of guys who specialise in campers that get you to the wild parts of this country that other campers can’t. The good news is that they’ve moved into retail; the better news is we bought their first Mad RV Warrior. This beast is a beauty! 

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With its Old Man Emu ARB upgraded suspension, this Toyota Hilux SR 2.8DT 6AT 4WD Single Cab just purrs along pretty much any track. If you’re the backcountry fishing, hunting or skiing type, this is for you. And if the going gets tough, the tough get going; the domestic unit can be hitched up on legs and the vehicle itself driven out from underneath as a flat bed ute. Can it get better than this? You’d better believe it!

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There is space. Lots of space! One side unit takes an inflatable kayak, all our hiking gear, all our camping gear and all our fishing gear. The same unit on the other side takes golf clubs, tool box and outdoor clothes.

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The sleeve compartment above the cab takes the legs, electric cable, hoses, a spade, skis and, of course, two pairs of Red Bands.

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We specifically asked for sturdy access steps: tick! Extra large windows: tick! 140 litre fridge-freezer: tick! Blinds and insect screens on all windows and vents: tick! Diesel air heater: tick! Water heater: tick! Self contained shower and toilet: tick!

Wanna look inside?

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Check out the stylish stainless sink and hob. And OMG…. So much inside storage space! And another request the guys delivered on: the couch and table can be converted into a spare bed. Take a look below!

Thanks, MadRV. Rockstars!

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Wordle: from slow guesses to fast deduction

Hi Wordlers!

I guess I’m hooked on Wordle. Not so much that I want my day’s head-scratching to last longer than my early morning cup of tea. I’ve a starter that moves from guessing towards deduction. It’s two words: ADIEU followed by STORY whatever.

It’s much faster. It’s surprising how often the first word I enter at step three is correct. I’m nearly always there in four. (Although I have got stuck in the dead-end alley of FOUND, BOUND, WOUND, HOUND, MOUND and POUND!) This formula works because so many words are eliminated after two steps. There’s less guessing and more deduction. You’ll get a feel for it.

Go well! Be wise! Drink tea! Wordle!

Robin