Briony Carnachan’s Left Hand Wine

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I’m in St Arnaud, South Island, New Zealand. I’m catching up with my friends Nick and Anna. Supper is perfectly grilled venison filets. They’re served with a fresh salad and new potatoes from the garden. ‘You’ll enjoy this,’ says Nick. He’s aware of my near-addiction to the fulsome and beguiling New Zealand pinot noir wines that simply continue to improve. He shows me a bottle with a modest but stylish label. ‘Left Hand, Pinot Noir’ must be a unique moniker for a wine. Nevertheless, bottom left of label there is a small imprint of a left hand. I look at him questioningly. ‘My cousin, Briony, made this’ he says with a note of pride. ‘She’s a star!’ I’m thinking there can’t be too many female winemakers out there.

‘Why the Left Hand?’ I ask.

‘She’s the left-hand winemaker at Paddy Borthwick’s winery.’

‘Who’s the right-hand winemaker?

‘Paddy Borthwick!’ Nick’s now grinning. My intrigue is obvious. ‘Paddy’s the owner and winemaker at the Borthwick Estate Winery. He and Briony divvy the best pinot noir grapes from every harvest and each does their level best to produce a better wine than the other.’ I’m liking this narrative. Go Briony!

Nick pours me a glass. The depth of colour surprises. I smell it, swirl it and smell it again. Quality is not in doubt. I taste it. Something moves within me. This pinot noir has cannily awoken my pharyngeal sensorium to the exclusion of other faculties. Nobody notices that I’ve gone awfully quiet. Mute, I can only look at what’s in my glass. This is a wine that calls out to me.

The following morning, the red fruit fragrances of the Left Hand still have central place in my nasal cavity and sinuses. ‘Nick, where’s the Borthwick Estate Winery?’ I ask over breakfast.

‘The Wairarapa. North Island. Call in on her on your way back up to Auckland.’

‘I might just do that’ I reply knowing perfectly well that I’ll do just that.

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Briony welcomes me from among the barrels of the winery. It’s a hot day but the air inside is cool and hung with the familiar yeasty, grapey, concretey, cold-metallic smells that are part and parcel of a visit to any wine-making enterprise. Her right-handed handshake is firm; a working hand. ‘So, Robin, what’s your wine story?’ she asks. This catches me unawares. I want to know about her and the Left Hand.

‘Urm… I’m not sure I have a wine story.’ This sounds feeble.

‘Sure, you do!’ she replies with a knowing smile. ‘That’s why you’re here!’

Fair enough! I describe myself now as a lover of wine who talks about wines with more enthusiasm than knowledge. Long ago, at university, my interest went little further than enjoying some wines more than others. The all-male chatter-boast was about Clarets, Burgundies and Sancerres. I didn’t know that it was possible to talk about wines in terms of what they were made from rather than the valley in which they were made. Non-French wines didn’t get a look-in. In my mid-thirties, I moved to Geneva, Switzerland. The prevailing French culture revealed the full extent of my ignorance about wine; an ignorance which I managed to dent somewhat through tasting courses and tours of vineyards. I tell of being stupefied by the quality and affordability of New Zealand’s wines that, in my opinion, should make their far-European ancestors bashful in their ordinariness. My preference for pinot noir and the story of the Left Hand have piqued my interest. Here I am! There, Briony! I say to myself. That’s my wine story. What’s yours?

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Briony doesn’t give of herself and deftly avoids her own story by giving my visit her undivided attention. We start by tasting the Estate’s white wines drawing straight from the vast stainless-steel vats. After sampling the riesling, sauvignon blanc, pinot gris and chardonnay – all of which give off far more citrus than I am used to – I admit that my sense of taste is discombobulated. Yes, if prompted, I can catch some melon here or peach there and something floral. Briony notes my inability to articulate completely what I’m tasting.

We move on to what I came here for: the oak barrels that house the wine from the vineyard’s eight clones of pinot noir. Her glass ‘barrel thief’ dispenses samples into a wide tasting glass. I’m much more at home with this and am amazed that one varietal from one vineyard can give rise to such diverse wines. To help me along, she uses a broad range of descriptors that I can relate to such as ‘colour,’ ‘body,’ ‘oak,’ ‘tannins,’ ‘plum,’ ‘raspberry,’ ‘caramel,’ ‘coffee,’ and ‘vanilla.’ She explains how different clones combine to give the most promising wine and she’s gratified that I’m already familiar with the story of her Left Hand. We chat some more. The defences drop. She tells me how her Left Hand represents the pinnacle of her winemaking journey. She can prove to her most discerning – and mostly male – contemporaries that she can do it. I dig a bit deeper. Her Left Hand is deeply personal. It displays her aspirations, competence and determination. She tells me she has put more than her heart and soul into this wine; she has actually had her hands in it; her sweat; her tears. If Briony was an accomplished painter, this would be her acclaimed self-portrait.

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I’m invited to supper with Briony’s family. Such uncommon hospitality is common in this country. Her husband, Hamish, barbeques a couple of spatchcocked chickens each with a dusting of herbs. Seventeen-year-old Isla, prepares a salad. Her dressing is made from a local olive oil cut with lemon juice; it hints at freshly cut grass and pepper. Fox, fourteen, strums his Fender Stratocaster. I sit next to Briony and listen to her wine story.

Briony left University in 1997 with a science degree focussing – usefully – on plant pathology and chemistry. She wanted to do something creative. Her father suggested winemaking. She headed to Lincoln University for a post graduate year studying grape-growing and winemaking. Over the next seven years she gained valuable experience in four different wineries in New Zealand, one vintage in California and another in Australia. In 2005, seeking a still more eclectic base on which to build her winemaking skills she took herself to a small vineyard in the Gard in Southern France. ‘This was one of those life experiences that make you grow’ she tells me. ‘I worked for a small family winery that owned and picked around 200 tons of red varieties. I lived alone and spoke no French and there was not an English speaker among the people I worked with.’ However, with the help of her French-English dictionary, she got along and soaked up the experience. The owners were sad to see her return to New Zealand.

From 2006 to 2013 she worked as a laboratory manager and later as a winemaker for a large-scale producer in Auckland. During this time, she and Hamish started their family. Not wanting to raise their children in a city environment, they moved south to the Wairarapa where she eventually joined the Borthwick Estate Winery in 2018.

I ask Briony what impact having children has had on her winemaking. Wrong question. Not a lot apparently, thanks to Hamish. They’ve managed and managed well. What impact has her winemaking had on her children? Right question. She has been able to show them the value of passion and perseverance; the prerequisites for good winemaking. Inevitably, the Covid-19 pandemic was a major stress for her professionally and for her family. Determined not to miss a vintage, she moved into the vineyard for the lockdown and was only able to hug at a distance when the family delivered food for her. Undaunted, she picked grapes and made wine. Now she looks back on that time as an achievement. Even though the children hated it, they learnt to appreciate their mother’s determination.

I’m served a succulent portion of chicken and help myself to salad. I notice Briony has put a bottle on the table. It is a Left Hand from 2018. ‘This was the first Left Hand I made’ she says. ‘It’s improved nicely.’ With a confident smile, she pours some into my glass. It has the faintest tawny hue. This is the summit of her wine story and probably mine as well. I smell it. I swirl it. I smell it again. I taste it. I am, as the Americans say, all outa wows.

Rusty McCrushem’s Car Mash

This is a guest post by Boffy Burgoon, Art Correspondent for the Bulletin of Particle Physics.

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I’m on the road to Durness, Northern Scotland. Single-lane with passing places. It winds its way through some of the most majestic landscapes that Great Britain has to offer. The many motoring enthusiasts, caravanners, campervanners, hikers, bikers and cyclists who toil their way along this part of the North Coast 500 are rewarded with magnificent views of long-ago-glacier-smoothed hills, hanging valleys, gushing peat-stained rivers, lochs of an unfathomable gun-metal hue, red deer and even eagles. This is country that fills my soul.

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If you decide to brave the euro-touro logjam of the NC500 you may wish for a distraction albeit a distraction that is altogether startling in such an environment. Turn off the Durness Road (the A 838) at Rhichonich onto the B 801 towards Kinlochbervie. After about three kilometres, you will be confronted by Rusty McCrushem’s latest car mash installation. It is his most challenging to date. Unlike his earlier piles of rusted and discarded automobiles scattered over Scotland, this has a brilliantly thought through temporal element and takes car mashing to new heights.  

At first pass, I see only cars that are more or less in tact. Rusty teases us with the odd patch of rust, flaking paint, delicately shattered windscreens, a dented door here and a missing wheel there. These once shining objects of commerce and pride are of no further vehicular use; they are now abandoned. However, they seem somehow at ease in their weed-ridden, road-side rest home for cars. Rusty broadcasts a message for the as yet unimpressed viewer: “Och, you’ve nae seen anything yet!”

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And then I notice the forces of destruction that Rusty commands. This gives the whole a kind of lambs-to-slaughter feel. Is this a sly McCrushem nod to the one-way street of universal decay?

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Rusty’s innate talent for mashing cars pummels the senses. The results are spectacular. I feel I have come across a scene of extraordinary violence but the screams of twisted automotive pain are stilled now. Only the curlew calls.

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It’s difficult to imagine how this obliteration was achieved. I stand jaw-dropped in fascination. It is at once shocking and thrilling. The juxtaposition of highland scenery and motorway pile-up is difficult to accommodate. Russian dissidents come to mind. A thoughtful and thought provoking addition is a rusting cement mixer. Is this another of Rusty’s wink to the laws of physics? The great mix? Eternal spinning of countless galactic particles? 

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Whatever one thinks of Rusty’s work, his genius for mashing large metal objects is awe-inspiring. I imagine him manipulating some great mechanical maw that chews up whole cars and spits them out on the roadside. He is shouting “This is art! This is art!” Is it?  Well, how else can he justify what he’s doing? Whatever, with this particular roadside wreckage, he has assured the enduring enigma of his oeuvre. 

Of an evening, as the northern sun settles, I am sure Rusty feels satisfied with his day’s work. I see his smug smile as he pours himself two fingers of his favourite tipple. Surely, the same two fingers that he waves at anyone – resident, tourist or environmentalist – bold enough to comment. Whatever emotions provoked by Rusty’s work, this whole gig just makes me angry. So there!

The COVID Chronicles – 18

Geneva, 27 June, 2021


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New Zealand, the brightest beacon of covid-correctness, is sitting smugly in its own unique elysian isolation. The Land of the Long White Cloud is, according to friends there, going through a process of rediscovery. Those happy-go-lucky kiwis are finding places and community as they were before being swamped by hoards of inconsiderate overseas tourists (like me.) Life, it seems, is just a box of fluffy ducks. And there is good news elsewhere. Despite disruption of their formal education, children are reading more books as a result of the lockdowns. The property market is booming in many countries as those who can tele-work re-assess the necessity of living close to urban centres. Outdoor pursuits such as cycling see an unprecedented hike in popularity. E-meeting systems – through their quality and people’s increasing familiarity with them – are becoming accepted as the norm. I met a cosmetic surgeon who claims to be in the pink thanks to the pandemic. He says people are so horrified by confronting their own image on zoom all day and every day that they want just a little teeny-weeny botox injection.

And how time flies! It is nearly eighteen months since the disappearance of jet streams from the skies over Geneva and the appearance of supermarket trolleys piled high with toilet paper. Little by little we have become accustomed to life in the era of COVID-19. And what’s more, it is now clear that this is something that is with us for good.  We just have to work out how best to live with interim measures involving masks, hand sanitisers, social distancing (there’s a phrase we hadn’t heard before March 2020!) and travel restrictions. Meantime, we await the ultimate means to control the virus’s impact; that is, a sufficient proportion of the human population being immune to serious COVID-19 infections through vaccination.

But then, as has become apparent, it’s not so simple. A year ago, we believed the roll out of an effective vaccination programme would simply clear up the aftermath of the pandemic (or first) wave and prevent a second wave. Last December, we had the welcome news that an effective vaccine would be available in 2021. This news coincided with the reality that a second wave was already under way in many countries. Little did we know that the virus would show its true colours and keep many steps ahead of us by generating even more transmissible versions of itself that show no respect for national boundaries. The foreseen roll out of vaccination campaigns has turned into a desperate race to keep up with the new variants; the big fear being one such will pop up that is vaccine resistant. On a global scale, inequitable access to vaccines, testing protocols and global travel restrictions including mandatory quarantine have become, predictably, major political issues.

A conversation after a round of golf. Me: “Have you had your vaccinations yet?” Golfer1 (articulate, educated, businessperson): “No, I don’t trust them.” Me: “Who don’t you trust?” Golfer1 “The World Health Organisation.” Me: “Why don’t you trust the WHO?” Golfer1 “They changed their definition of a flu pandemic in 2009. And their vaccines are dangerous.” Me: “Urrm… OK … but it’s your government that is running the vaccination programme… and all evidence points to the vaccines being safe.” Golfer1 considers this for a moment and lights up another cigarette. I wonder if I have at hand a copy of “Health for Dummies.” Golfer2 (health-care professional) joins the conversation: “I’m not going to get vaccinated. I’m waiting to see what happens.” Me: “What is it that might happen that you’re waiting to see?” Golfer2: “Oh, you know, side-effects. Case numbers. Things like that.” My mind boggled. My jaw-dropped. “Brace! Brace! Brace!” screamed a voice in my head.

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Source: Johns Hopkins

As I write, news comes in of booming case numbers and overloaded health facilities in St Petersburg, Russia. This coincides with – and may be linked to – that city hosting several of the European (Football) Championship matches. Sydney, Australia, is in lockdown again as a result of a spike in cases of the delta variant. And the Olympic Games in Japan are just weeks away. Current case numbers there are higher than the peak of the first wave. This does not look good.

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Source: Johns Hopkins

Concerns about the global economic impact of the pandemic seem to be bubbling away on a back burner; at least for the time being. I haven’t come across any credible predictions about how this is going to play out in the months and years ahead. Having said that, there is evidence of strong undercurrents in the great money ocean. Perceptions of the Swiss Franc as a financial safe-haven in global hard times have forced Swiss banks to bring in negative interest rates. Yes, negative interest!! This is to deter people simply loading up their Swiss accounts. My bank announced a couple of weeks ago that savings would be charged 0.75% per annum. Conversely, if I were to take out a mortgage with them, I would benefit from a negative interest rate meaning that I would ultimately pay back less than I borrowed. The world of high finance slips even further from my comprehension. 

I’ve had my two vaccinations. Case numbers here in Switzerland are dropping dramatically. This will be the last of these chronicles….. unless, for whatever reason, we go back into full lockdown.