About Robin

Occasional painter. Golfer. Fascinated by humanity. Passionate about beautiful stuff, the people who create it and its narrative.

Laughing at Tate Britain

I visited Tate Britain last weekend. The current LS Lowry exhibition is sublime. Go and see it! There’s really not much that I could post on Talking Beautiful Stuff about this artist or his work that has not already been said. Leaving the exhibition exhilarated, I thought I would take a look at what else this sober and venerable British institution had to offer.

I walked into a tastefully but dramatically lit room that, at first glance, might house a Musée Barbier-Mueller exibition. People wandered around between the thirty-four “primitive” masks, carvings and icons. I couldn’t work out why these other visitors were laughing. There was something else going on here; something that made me take a second and then a third look at these objects.

Chapman 1

The Chapman Family Collection by Jake and Dinos Chapman, 2002, Photo: © Tate, London 2013

A press release accompanying the first exhibition of The Chapman Family Collection in 2002 at London’s White Cube gallery stated it was “an extraordinary collection of rare ethnographic and reliquary fetish objects from the former colonial regions of Camgib, Seirf and Ekoc, which the artists Jake and Dinos Chapman’s family had amassed over seventy years.” In fact, the collection is one work. Just reverse the names of the three tribes, read on and you’ll understand why people were laughing.

Chapman 2

Detail from: The Chapman Family Collection by Jake and Dinos Chapman, 2002. Photo thanks to Tate Britain. Note the yellow “M”!

Chapman 3

Detail from: The Chapman Family Collection by Jake and Dinos Chapman, 2002. Photo thanks to Tate Britain. Recognise the face?

Chapman 4

Detail from: The Chapman Family Collection by Jake and Dinos Chapman, 2002. Photo thanks to Tate Britain. Well… just to make it obvious!

Chapman 5

Detail from: The Chapman Family Collection by Jake and Dinos Chapman, 2002. Photo thanks to Tate Britain. This one really made me laugh!

Chapman 6

Detail from: The Chapman Family Collection by Jake and Dinos Chapman, 2002. Photo thanks to Tate Britain. This is my favourite!

The Chapman Brothers have been working together since 1991. They are no strangers to controversy. Their subjects have included Naziism and war-time atrocities. I cannot judge whether, by delicious mischief, the Chapman Family Collection succeeds or not in making a coherent statement about the interface of, on one hand, how primitive “art” is displayed and valued; and, on the other hand, modernism, and commercialism. However, this work caused me to laugh and what’s more laugh at Tate Britain. Chapman Brothers – Bravo! Tate Britain – Bravo!

Gerald Ducimetière’s Plainpalais bronze statues

I stand at the tram stop at Plainpalais, Geneva. An elegant lady next to me is foraging in her hand bag for her ticket. Waiting on a bench opposite, legs casually folded, is a very cool looking gentleman in a suit, cap and tie; he smokes a cigar. Just five metres behind me, an academic sort of guy stands waiting patiently for a taxi with his suitcase by his feet. A few more metres beyond him, a beautiful young woman strides across the square; her face is set on her destination. These wonderful bronze figures are the work of Gerald Ducimitière; they were installed in 1982. They merge with the thousands of passers by and have an enduring presence in this town. If they are not celebrities, they are certainly survivors.

The lady with the handbag is purportedly Madame Barbier-Mueller of Musée Barbier-Mueller fame.

Gerald Ducimetiere Plainpalais 1

Gerald Ducimetiere Plainpalais 2

The seated gentleman was modelled on the poet George Haldas. Of the four, he is the most molested: probably because it is so inviting just to sit next to him. All the high points of his suit are forever polished by thousands of passing hands.

Gerald Ducimetiere Plainpalais 3

The academic gentleman who is waiting for a taxi, is the writer Michel Butor. But why is he waiting for a taxi facing the tram lines?

Gerald Ducimetiere Plainpalais 4

Gerald Ducimetiere Plainpalais 5

The last of our quattro is an enigma. It is not known after whom she was created. And she is most definitely on her way; she is not waiting. For a few years, she disappeared and was later found lying on her side in the basement of the nearby department of civic works.

Gerald Ducimetiere Plainpalais 6

The major interruption to the public presence of these four figures was when, in the mid-2000s, the Geneva authorities embarked on an ambitious scheme to improve public transport. What was a bus stop became a much bigger tram stop. Whilst Madame Barbier-Mueller and Monsieur Haldas are now more or less where they were, the taxi rank at which Monsieur Butor waits has been moved three hundred metres away. In the refurbishment of this busy hub, the disappearance of our striding beauty was because, it seems, she was simply misplaced by the authorities! She was returned to her determined, glory in 2008.

The appeal of these pieces lies in how they merge with the passers by. They have no apparent connection with each other. You come across them unexpectedly and are immediately taken by their precision of character and poise. Up close, it is not difficult to imagine that somewhere in the heart of these heat-cast bronzes there is a real soul. Over the years, I have seen them spray-painted, garlanded with flowers, beaten, covered over with stickers for underground concerts, dressed in silly hats and scarves and yet they tough it out and emerge unscathed. Rain, sun or snow, paper or paint, boot or beer can, they are always resolutely there as Geneva bustles by. They have an enduring humanity. If I have inanimate friends, here they are.

The ordinary and the extraordinary at the Ariana Museum

The new exhibition at Ariana Museum is very bold and very surprising. Two contemporary masters in the art and science of working clay are strutting their best beautiful stuff. Akio Takamori’s “Portraits ordinaires” (Ordinary portraits) and Jean Fontaine’s “En fer sur terre” (a clever untranslatable play-on-words in French about iron, hell, clay and planet Earth) combine for an absolute must-be-there opening on 26th September. We have produced a little video-montage to whet your appetites.

The contrast between the two exhibitions – wisely kept separate – can only be described as abrupt or even humorous. The beauty of Takamori’s ordinary Japanese portraits lies in their extraordinary ordinariness. The sleeping figures all sleep …  well… ordinarily! The adolescents show all the lingering anxiety that ordinary adolescents feel. If you are tempted to walk around these figures and move on, just walk around them again and pause. It took me a minute or two to appreciate these delicate, smooth and subtly coloured works with their admirable correctness of poise and form. The display platform for Takamori’s work is made of industrial wooden palates; it contrasts brutally with the sumptuous ambience of the Ariana. The next weeks will tell whether this attracts applause or censure.

Take the lift or climb the stairs and you will find a large room filled with Fontaine’s truly magnificent creations. Prepare for something that is more than surprising.  When I walked in there, what I saw hit me in the guts. In each ceramic work, ordinary things are bizarrely juxtaposed to fabulous effect. I offer here a few of the words that tore through my befuddled senses. Mesmerising. Fantastic. Absurd. Laugh-out-loud. Monstrous. Accomplished. Inspired. Inspiring. Masterful.

And there is more! You are encouraged to feel Fontaine’s work.  Let your hands find the words to do the rest of the talking about this truly beautiful stuff! This exhibition is a wonderful experience. Don’t miss it!